2005-05-26
My Job, In a Nutshell (AND a very disturbing photo)
In addition to being frought with importance, my job is frought with variety.
It ranges from:
05/26/2005
1:15pm
From: Lazy coworker
To: Frazzled Facility director
Subject: Water cooler
Hello. I noticed that the water cooler is dirty by the taps. There are splatters on the side and yellow stuff in the bottom. It is rather gross.
05/26/2005
1:16pm
From: Annoyed Facility Director
To: Lazy coworker
Subject: Your inherent laziness Water Cooler
Taken care of!
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Said water cooler had a few innocent splashes of something (probably coffee) on the very-easily-cleaned plastic top of it, and indeed, the retainer basin in the bottom has a distinctly yellow-ish color. It took me, a paper towel, windex, several Hail Marys and about 20 seconds to clean up.
It begs the question: Lazy Coworker, just what the hell do you do at home?
05/26/2005
7:15am
From: Wife
To: Husband
Subject: Sink Foul
Hello. I noticed that you left the toothpaste spit risidual in the sink again. Could you please go rinse it out after you are done mowing the lawn and walking the dog? It is rather gross.
P.S. Please wake me up when dinner is ready.
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So it ranges from this trivial issue, to.... this.
* WARNING * WARNING * WARNING *
DISGUSTING PHOTO FOLLOWS
DO NOT SCROLL DOWN IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLURISY, OR IF YOU INTEND TO EVER USE A PUBLIC TOILET AGAIN
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<WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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Okay... for the very brave.... (DON'T say I didn't warn you.)
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Sometimes I get to deal with
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this:
"Why You Should NEVER Go Barefoot -- EVER"
Now, go put your shoes on, kiddilies, and be grateful you're selling commodoties or coffee or whatever it is you do that doesn't involve dealing with other people's bodily fluids.
And for God's sake don't make a mess of the water cooler, okay?
And if you DO -- here's a thought. I know it's radical, but I'm putting it out there anyway.
WIPE IT UP YOURSELF.
mmmmmmmmmmkay? thanks.
xquzme at sometime today