2005-04-20
I ramble, therefore I am.
Alrighty then.
Enough about gay boyfriends. Let's move on to more critical topics.
(And for all you horny curious people out there, YES, he was GOOD. Why do gay men get all the "goods"? I mean... not that size matters or anything.) (And not that I would know about well hung gay guys from watching Gay Porn all the time or anything.)
Critical Topic of the Day:
Lunch. As in, what is it? I'm hungry.
Also, American Idol. We have a pool going at work and Vonzell better win, because she's my girl. If googly eye Constantine doesn't get booted soon I'm going to swallow my tongue. STOP with the eyes, you are so NOT sexy.
And, House. What is he popping all day long? Vic0din? Perkoset? OxiCotton? I want his doctor's name.
It rained so hard on me and Taylor this morning during our walk that I thought HB would have to come dig us out. Seriously. I had pictures of the two of us buried in mud with only our little heads sticking out. I kept ducking and saying "Ow", like that would help. Taylor just kept shaking her nasty wetness on me and then giving me a look as if to say "Can't you STOP this? Now?"
Speaking of stopping things... one more letter.
Dear Uterus,
Okay. We need to talk. You are a 45-year-old Uterus. You have been torturing me every 28 days for 33 years now. Aren't you tired yet? Can we cease and desist with the high-school-style periods which last for weeks and double me over with horrific cramps? I can deal with one week, but two weeks starts to get in the way of "other things", if you know what I mean. (No, we don't like "combat sex", okay?) Why don't you take a clue from "skin" and start to dry up, hmmmmmmm?
Think about it.
Babz, Addicted to Motrin
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Dr. Gump is trying to fix my comments so they work. He's so cool. When he's done I'm going to see if he can write me a script... so I can play "House". =)
Wet kisses to Gump.
xquzme at sometime today