2005-01-12
I Saved another pooch. And I'm drunk. And I love everyone. And... And... And...
I saved another pooch tonight. A wandering, "I'm lost, where is my Mommy, can I come into your house and eat your cat?" pooch.
Details on Pooch #1, Porter, tomorrow, and hopefully an update on pooch #2, "Full Throttle WALK ME BITCH, NOW, if I can't eat your CAT", as I have named him, after I find out if his stupid, careless owners have claimed him.
Maybe I should be a vet.
Or, you know, not. Cuz I'm too much of a whimp.
I love small towns because when you find a lost dog a nice cop comes and picks him/her/it up and takes him/her/it to a nice clinic where they have a nice warm bed, perhaps a mint on their pillow, and maybe some doggie porn, until their stupid masters have the brains to call the Plymouth Police and find them.
And take them home. And love them, I hope.
Someone else said this, but I'm going to repeat it -- I love DL because I can start sentences with "And". And because I can abuse which. Which you need to read this
if you really care to know what I mean.
Which I need to once again give props to Gumphood because he rocks and he's the only reason I can cut and paste links.
And while I'm at it, I totally love
Rhi-snackity-snack because she reads my diary AND my emails AND comments.
And *sigh* I still have a huge crush on hockey-dude-with-scratchy-balls
not to mention Dandy Andy because he's friggin CUTE AND funny, nor can I forget Pa-tenis-Man because, well, because he makes me laugh AND horny, and last but not least, there is God of Diaryland .
Have I missed anyone? Yes, I have -- Kristin and Beffie and Sundry and Ozwald and Procrastro and dammit, if I was better at this I'd link you ALL but frankly my HTML skills are sapped at this point. I will link you all tomorrow. Just because.
Is anyone sorry I learned this link thing yet? You will be....
And now I have to post this thing and go back like 90 times to fix my html boo-boos. Cuz I'm sucky like that. And then tomorrow I'll be all excited like: LOOK! I had like 100 hits last night! Wait... they're all me....
P.S. Headache: gone! Hubbies PJ bottoms that I have made my own: off! (cuz they're wet from saving pooch, no other reason, PERVERT PAT!) Bed: SOON! Sleep: LATER! Husband's PJ bottoms: OFF -- SOON! Sleep: After that!
xoxoxoxo
Babz, Vic0dized Dog Saver and Lover of EVERYONE! ((((((((( GROUP HUG AND FONDLING ))))))))))))
xquzme at sometime today