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pat - 2005-01-18 00:28:51
Yeah its really funny too when people call you cause they think you arent there and you answer and they are like "oh....youre there!" It's like damn right im here motherfucker, whyd you call if you didnt think i was here? Women who call me for phone sex always hope for the answering machine... i hate that!
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Andy - 2005-01-18 12:43:12
You used the retarded word. I thought you were against that? and needed to be all PC? Odd.
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xquzme - 2005-01-18 12:56:42
Yeah, busted. I actually wrote that entry before I saw the comments in WCG's diary. I will edit. Dammit, it just "works" sometimes, you know?
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Rhi - 2005-01-18 13:05:45
So we can't use "retarded" now? I was once dining at Ruby Tuesdays and the waitress was being fun and friendly...she was wearing her "flair" on her personality...and she made a joke about how my husband was a bit slow...and my husband , gleefully, exclaimed " well yeah at least I didnt ride the short bus to school!". The waitresses smile slipped from her face and she quietly said " My son is Autistic and he rides the SHORT BUS" and she walked away...talk about a mood killer. We just need to think of better ways to say something is REALLY stupid....like ' Man, that move was totally Anna Nicole Smith!'
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Andy - 2005-01-18 13:20:34
Give me a break. Just to annoy the PC crowd, I will now start to use the word "retarded" like Pat uses the word Penis.
In fact, I may actually start use the phrase "retarded penis".
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Rhi - 2005-01-18 13:29:57
Hahahahahaha....I think you should work "retarded penis" into every conversation...but maybe not. I dont know. Honestly, I say "retarded" too much. I used to say "tardy" and not mean it in a "hot for teacher/Vanhalen...I DONT feel tardy " kind of way either...but the PC stuff is out there and I am all about NOT offending people. Ok, I lie. I try to offend people..but only the one's that cant hurt me. Ps. Way to comment on everyone in DL's entries BUT mine...* sob* its okay...I have Pat's retarded penis to make me feel loved.
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xquzme - 2005-01-18 13:35:32
Andy-honey. I'm SO with you on all the PC bullshit and don't even get me STARTED on some of the shit we can/cannot say, but... like Rhi, I got busted, too. Was bowling next to a bunch of what I thought were just really slap-happy, goofy teenagers, and they bowled for SHIT (as we did as well, but we had Budweiser as our excuse) and I made some comment to who turned out to be their "teacher" or "leader" or whatever about how "My! Don't we ALL bowl like we got off the short bus?" Trying to be friendy and funny and stuff. Bad Idea. Turns out that, in fact, they had. I had to drunkenly apologize to this very angry woman about 20 times before she forgave me. OOPS! I kinda like "spastic penis", but if "retarded penis" works for you, Andy, you go crazy, baby! P.S. Pat's penis IS retarded, I think. Now, let's all move over to Rhi's house for drinks and chat, shall we?
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Pats Short Penis.... i mean Pats short BUS penis - 2005-01-18 13:48:16
im outside Rhi's house, with a fifth of Jack right now!
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xquzme, I'm very busy.... - 2005-01-18 14:17:51
Shhhhh. I'm very busy. Responding to an important email I received -- a very important questionnaire. Please talk among yourselves. Pat, pour me a slug of that Jack, wouldja?
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rhi, the questionaaire mailer to all my fave peeps that like me lots - 2005-01-18 14:23:21
Oh yeah baby...FILL it out and send it BACK..shoot I was trying to make this reply seem all sexual and stuff...but after Andy's "STIFF ALLIGATOR" I am sorta flustered....and slightly warmer.
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