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Gumphood - 2004-12-30 11:39:38
I wish I could kiss lots of humans on the lips. And fish. What are your new years resolutions? Just wondering.
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xquzme - 2004-12-30 11:57:13
1. Time to get serious and give up Brussel Sprouts once and for all. 2. And while I'm at it, okra. I know, I know... two delicious foods in one year. I. Must. Be. Strong. 3. I will stop shooting heroine. 4. I won't trip people in the Kroger parking lot and then laugh when their groceries go all willy nilly and cans of corn roll under cars and I laugh so much I pee myself. Okay, I won't do it as much, anyway. 5. I think it's the year of the Mullet. Don't you? A femullet. 6. I'm going to become a Scientologist. 7. I'm going to get all of my friends to become Scientologists. 8. Including you. 9. I resolve not to chew my cuticles until they bleed. 10. Only right up until they almost bleed. 11. I will start my fucking Christmas shopping in fucking July, goddammit. 12. And wrapping in August. 13. I'll stop writing DiaryLand entries at work. 14. As much. And you, Sir Gump? What are YOUR resolutions?
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