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Comments:
Procrasto - 2004-12-21 10:49:48
My fucking cat made my fake tree look like your real one. Men were not supposed to wrap gifts. Ever.
That's why you pay $1 (CAN) for small and $3 for large so that Mama Clause and her band of merry elves at the mall can do it for you.
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xquzme - 2004-12-21 11:01:13
I just left YOU a comment. We ARE Glenn Close! Hey, can you see my email address? Write me if you'd like -- I didn't leave it on my comment to you beze it's a work address.
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Gumphood - 2004-12-21 11:43:23
I am a good rapper. If only someone would buy my rhymes.
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Andy - 2004-12-21 13:23:56
You should have gone out into the wilderness and hunted down your own tree. Lot bought trees are for sissys.
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xquzme - 2004-12-21 13:27:29
Well (huff). I may be a sissy but at least I'm consuming one dead tree as opposed to killing another (she says in her shrillest, birkenstock-wearing, eco-terrorist, tree hugging freak voice). However... you may have a point. I might actually end up with a tree that (1) hasn't been spray painted; and (2) lasts longer than 1 full day in our dry little house.... Yeah, you're right. Fuck the environment.
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Treeless Pat - 2004-12-21 15:23:25
Shit i dont even have a tree yet. Talk about pussies! Well we can talk about pussies but i digress. I just now mailed out my christmas cards. I still have to finish shopping and i still havent sent ouy my "to be shipped" presents either. i suck!
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rhi - 2004-12-22 00:07:26
I am back!!!! Xquzme...please tell me you saved me a seat beside you. Mmmmm elbow rubbing.
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rhi - 2004-12-22 00:12:26
I am back!!!! Xquzme...please tell me you saved me a seat beside you. Mmmmm elbow rubbing.
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Bill - 2004-12-22 02:22:54
Rhi has a stutter.
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JuddHole - 2004-12-28 13:21:01
I always get a nice tree, then cut that fucker down until its all ghetto Charlie-Brown-style.
Then, I hang one ornament on it that says, "Merry Fucking Christmas."
Sometimes, I literally swell with holiday spirit.
"swell" get it?
You naughty girl.
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Naughty Girl - 2004-12-28 20:21:48
Smack me hard, you kilt wearin', beer-drinkin', hunka hunka burnin christmas hunk, bitch! As far as trees go.... now that it's all over, I've grown to love my pathetic little tree. It's all good. Well, okay. It's all over. That's the good-est part of it all. Merry merry, swellmeister!
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Rhi - 2004-12-29 14:39:44
CMERE YOU! RENDER US SOMETHING FUNNY....PLEASE *begging*
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